第308章 邪恶卡尔 尬舞纽特 害怕雅各布
第308章 邪恶卡尔 尬舞纽特 害怕雅各布
“梅林的鬍子啊！”
为了抓捕嗅嗅，纽特刚从珠宝店撞破玻璃摔出来。
可还没来得及起身拦住活蹦乱跳的小傢伙，就听到了雅各布的呼救。
他急忙抬头看去，表情有一瞬间的崩坏，纵使再见多识广，也没见过有人类能拎著路灯比比划划，难不成对方拥有巨人的血统？体型不像啊！
“住手！欸？”
纽特立刻从地上爬了起来，试图救下雅各布，却看到嗅嗅鬼鬼祟祟的溜到了卡尔身后。
好吧，对方的手腕上有亮晶晶的装饰，成功引起了嗅嗅的注意。
“啊哈！原来有三个小偷！”
就在嗅嗅准备资產转移的时候，卡尔转身跟它对上了视线。
嗅嗅：（·w）
小傢伙被嚇了一跳、拔腿就跑，却被一条奇怪的黑色绳子缠住。
“过来吧你！”
卡尔像玩悠悠球一样把嗅嗅收入手中，“现在是人赃並获，麻烦两位跟我走一趟吧。”
“呃————这位先生，我们————”
“你们有权保持沉默，如果你们不保持沉默，那么所说的一切都能够成为呈堂证词。”
纽特张了张嘴，表情有些尷尬，对方明显也是一位巫师，所以他好像又一次被魔法国会抓捕了。
也不知道蒂娜在国会看到自己，会做出什么样的反应。
“先生！我有话说！”
“三句话说清楚！”
卡尔动了动耳朵，麻鸡警察已经快到了，因为克雷登斯和默默然这些日子闹出来的动静，他们最近格外的敏感，不但人手翻倍，装备也全部都换上了长枪，打起来肯定热闹。
“呃————”
看著卡尔手中的路灯，心惊胆战的雅各布努力收起圆滚滚的肚皮。
“我不是小偷。”
“还有两句。”
“小偷就在你手里，它跟我真的没有关係，我都没见过这种动物。”
“最后一句。”
“我跟那个傢伙真的不熟，只是因为拿错了箱子才凑到一块，而且我还被里面的怪物给咬伤了。”
卡尔无所谓的点了点头，“那你知道那傢伙叫什么名字吗？”
“纽特·斯卡曼德！英国人！”
“这不是很熟吗？”
雅各布：（°a）
我就知道一个名字啊！
这个时候，几辆汽车快速驶来，警察们下车后將枪口对准了三人。
“先生们，我们需要离开了。”
纽特走到了卡尔和雅各布身边，“不然非常耽误时间。”
他现在只想把逃走的神奇动物们赶紧抓回来，避免出现大麻烦。
至於这位傲罗————他只需要一个昏昏倒地，就可以解决问题。
雅各布举起双手、小声嘟囔著：“確定我们不会被乱枪打死吗？”
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“没事！我们有格兰芬多！”
听到卡尔这句话，纽特瞬间瞪大了眼睛，这傢伙竟然知道格兰芬多？难道是英国巫师？
不过这里怎么会有格兰芬多————
“吼！”
隨著咆哮响起，一只雄狮出现在不远处的街道上，嚇得所有警察赶紧调转枪□，这玩意可比小偷危险。
纽特：（、一）
好吧！还真是格兰芬多！
“走了！”
卡尔將路灯隨手一扔，然后抓住纽特和雅各布，使用幻影显形消失。
中央公园，三道身影凭空出现。
“你知道霍格沃茨格兰芬多？”
“当然了纽特学长，我可是赫奇帕奇的学生，都是哥们————算了！”
这个兄弟不能认，要不然妮娜会打死自己的，属於危险行为。
“啊？”
纽特满脸茫然，“你是霍格沃茨的学生？为什么会在美国魔法国会当傲罗？
难道是移居了？”
“我不是傲罗啊。”
“那你抓我们做什么？”
卡尔的表情很无辜，“我逗你们玩啊！不觉得很有趣吗？”
纽特、雅各布：...（）
什么人啊这是？纯粹王八蛋！
“等一下！让我捋一捋！那什么————你真是霍格沃茨的学生？”
“当然了！阿不思是我哥们！”
纽特露出一言难尽的表情，最终还是决定闭嘴。
“纽特学长为什么不说话，是不喜欢说话吗？”
“没事————”
重重的嘆了口气，纽特转身打量四周的景象，很快就发现了不远处的动物园河马围栏里，正有一只毒角兽试图对河马图谋不轨。
好吧，他知道为什么刚刚会出现一头雄狮了，原来是毒角兽闯入中央公园动物园，造成了混乱。
“我需要去把那个大傢伙抓住，你能帮忙照顾雅各布吗？”
“没问题！咱们之间用不著这么客气，还有我叫卡尔·甘道夫。”
“好的甘道夫。”
纽特话音未落，就看到这位卡尔·甘道夫不知道从哪里抽出一根和人差不多高的魔杖。
“雅各布交给我！你就放心吧！请开始你的表演！”
纽特：————
行吧！这魔杖看著就很安心！
从雅各布手里接过魔法手提箱，纽特快速跑到了围栏附近，准备营救弱小又无助的可怜河马。
“他在干什么？”
当纽特跳舞的时候，雅各布直接尬住了，他发誓这辈子都没见过如此古怪变態的舞姿。
“向毒角兽求偶呢。”
卡尔举起相机对准纽特，快门声响个不停，这幕珍贵的场景必须保留下来，以后可以送给纽特当礼物。
而且毒角兽也很有意思，角里的液体可以让任何被注入的物体爆炸，原著里卢娜的父亲谢诺菲留斯·洛夫古德就拥有一个，並把它当成了弯角鼾兽的角，还帮了哈利三人一把。
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“求————偶？”
雅各布发出了一声怪叫，对比过纽特和毒角兽的体型，小小的眼睛里闪过清澈的愚蠢，他不懂，但是大受震撼，这就是巫师吗？又长见识了。
“当然！你看纽特学长也是风韵犹存啊！瞧著捂胯、撅腚、拍屁股！嘖嘖嘖！厉害！”
看了一眼面带欣赏、疯狂拍照的卡尔，雅各布不著痕跡的后退。
没想到传闻的带英传统竟然不是开玩笑，他认为有必要保护好自己。
难怪在蒂娜姐妹家里时，纽特都没怎么看奎妮，原来真相是这样的。
可怕！
没有意外干扰的纽特很快就拿下毒角兽，將它送回了箱子里。
“很好，现在就剩下鸟蛇宝宝、隱形兽杜戈尔、比利威格虫了。
“甘道夫，能帮忙吗？”
“梅林的鬍子啊！”
为了抓捕嗅嗅，纽特刚从珠宝店撞破玻璃摔出来。
可还没来得及起身拦住活蹦乱跳的小傢伙，就听到了雅各布的呼救。
他急忙抬头看去，表情有一瞬间的崩坏，纵使再见多识广，也没见过有人类能拎著路灯比比划划，难不成对方拥有巨人的血统？体型不像啊！
“住手！欸？”
纽特立刻从地上爬了起来，试图救下雅各布，却看到嗅嗅鬼鬼祟祟的溜到了卡尔身后。
好吧，对方的手腕上有亮晶晶的装饰，成功引起了嗅嗅的注意。
“啊哈！原来有三个小偷！”
就在嗅嗅准备资產转移的时候，卡尔转身跟它对上了视线。
嗅嗅：（·w）
小傢伙被嚇了一跳、拔腿就跑，却被一条奇怪的黑色绳子缠住。
“过来吧你！”
卡尔像玩悠悠球一样把嗅嗅收入手中，“现在是人赃並获，麻烦两位跟我走一趟吧。”
“呃————这位先生，我们————”
“你们有权保持沉默，如果你们不保持沉默，那么所说的一切都能够成为呈堂证词。”
纽特张了张嘴，表情有些尷尬，对方明显也是一位巫师，所以他好像又一次被魔法国会抓捕了。
也不知道蒂娜在国会看到自己，会做出什么样的反应。
“先生！我有话说！”
“三句话说清楚！”
卡尔动了动耳朵，麻鸡警察已经快到了，因为克雷登斯和默默然这些日子闹出来的动静，他们最近格外的敏感，不但人手翻倍，装备也全部都换上了长枪，打起来肯定热闹。
“呃————”
看著卡尔手中的路灯，心惊胆战的雅各布努力收起圆滚滚的肚皮。
“我不是小偷。”
“还有两句。”
“小偷就在你手里，它跟我真的没有关係，我都没见过这种动物。”
“最后一句。”
“我跟那个傢伙真的不熟，只是因为拿错了箱子才凑到一块，而且我还被里面的怪物给咬伤了。”
卡尔无所谓的点了点头，“那你知道那傢伙叫什么名字吗？”
“纽特·斯卡曼德！英国人！”
“这不是很熟吗？”
雅各布：（°a）
我就知道一个名字啊！
这个时候，几辆汽车快速驶来，警察们下车后將枪口对准了三人。
“先生们，我们需要离开了。”
纽特走到了卡尔和雅各布身边，“不然非常耽误时间。”
他现在只想把逃走的神奇动物们赶紧抓回来，避免出现大麻烦。
至於这位傲罗————他只需要一个昏昏倒地，就可以解决问题。
雅各布举起双手、小声嘟囔著：“確定我们不会被乱枪打死吗？”
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“没事！我们有格兰芬多！”
听到卡尔这句话，纽特瞬间瞪大了眼睛，这傢伙竟然知道格兰芬多？难道是英国巫师？
不过这里怎么会有格兰芬多————
“吼！”
隨著咆哮响起，一只雄狮出现在不远处的街道上，嚇得所有警察赶紧调转枪□，这玩意可比小偷危险。
纽特：（、一）
好吧！还真是格兰芬多！
“走了！”
卡尔將路灯隨手一扔，然后抓住纽特和雅各布，使用幻影显形消失。
中央公园，三道身影凭空出现。
“你知道霍格沃茨格兰芬多？”
“当然了纽特学长，我可是赫奇帕奇的学生，都是哥们————算了！”
这个兄弟不能认，要不然妮娜会打死自己的，属於危险行为。
“啊？”
纽特满脸茫然，“你是霍格沃茨的学生？为什么会在美国魔法国会当傲罗？
难道是移居了？”
“我不是傲罗啊。”
“那你抓我们做什么？”
卡尔的表情很无辜，“我逗你们玩啊！不觉得很有趣吗？”
纽特、雅各布：...（）
什么人啊这是？纯粹王八蛋！
“等一下！让我捋一捋！那什么————你真是霍格沃茨的学生？”
“当然了！阿不思是我哥们！”
纽特露出一言难尽的表情，最终还是决定闭嘴。
“纽特学长为什么不说话，是不喜欢说话吗？”
“没事————”
重重的嘆了口气，纽特转身打量四周的景象，很快就发现了不远处的动物园河马围栏里，正有一只毒角兽试图对河马图谋不轨。
好吧，他知道为什么刚刚会出现一头雄狮了，原来是毒角兽闯入中央公园动物园，造成了混乱。
“我需要去把那个大傢伙抓住，你能帮忙照顾雅各布吗？”
“没问题！咱们之间用不著这么客气，还有我叫卡尔·甘道夫。”
“好的甘道夫。”
纽特话音未落，就看到这位卡尔·甘道夫不知道从哪里抽出一根和人差不多高的魔杖。
“雅各布交给我！你就放心吧！请开始你的表演！”
纽特：————
行吧！这魔杖看著就很安心！
从雅各布手里接过魔法手提箱，纽特快速跑到了围栏附近，准备营救弱小又无助的可怜河马。
“他在干什么？”
当纽特跳舞的时候，雅各布直接尬住了，他发誓这辈子都没见过如此古怪变態的舞姿。
“向毒角兽求偶呢。”
卡尔举起相机对准纽特，快门声响个不停，这幕珍贵的场景必须保留下来，以后可以送给纽特当礼物。
而且毒角兽也很有意思，角里的液体可以让任何被注入的物体爆炸，原著里卢娜的父亲谢诺菲留斯·洛夫古德就拥有一个，並把它当成了弯角鼾兽的角，还帮了哈利三人一把。
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“求————偶？”
雅各布发出了一声怪叫，对比过纽特和毒角兽的体型，小小的眼睛里闪过清澈的愚蠢，他不懂，但是大受震撼，这就是巫师吗？又长见识了。
“当然！你看纽特学长也是风韵犹存啊！瞧著捂胯、撅腚、拍屁股！嘖嘖嘖！厉害！”
看了一眼面带欣赏、疯狂拍照的卡尔，雅各布不著痕跡的后退。
没想到传闻的带英传统竟然不是开玩笑，他认为有必要保护好自己。
难怪在蒂娜姐妹家里时，纽特都没怎么看奎妮，原来真相是这样的。
可怕！
没有意外干扰的纽特很快就拿下毒角兽，將它送回了箱子里。
“很好，现在就剩下鸟蛇宝宝、隱形兽杜戈尔、比利威格虫了。
“甘道夫，能帮忙吗？”